Howdy folks, and welcome to the official website of Reel Splatter Productions! We're a small independent horror-comedy troupe based out of Lancaster, Pennsylvania and our goal is to prove artistic expression can involve necrophilia & chainsaws! Step right up and see some horrible monstrosities commit unspeakable acts! |
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5/10/2012 - Hey there folks, Dr. Chud here to tell you I will be a guest on Mad World Radio tomorrow night (Friday) at 9pm! Tune in at MadWorldRadio.com and listen to me ramble about gross stuff! Seriously, it would be totally boss if you did. Have you ordered a Reel Splatter Volume 1 DVD yet!? They're still on sale, so grab your copy of this aptly titled DVD "Suburban Holocaust!"
To order your copy, follow the PayPal link: For all international orders, use the following PayPal button: You will receive a confirmation email once your payment is received, and a shipping notification when it's on its way. Thanks for watching, and keep it reel!
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4/20/2012 - We fixed the PayPal button for DVD orders. . . The official DVDs of Suburban Holocaust: Reel Splatter Volume 1 have arrived at the Splatter HQ, and are now ready for order! Get yours today!
To order your copy, follow the PayPal link: For all international orders, use the following PayPal button: You will receive a confirmation email once your payment is received, and a shipping notification when it's on its way. Thanks for watching, and keep it reel!
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4/8/2012 - DVD pre-orders for Suburban Holocaust: Reel Splatter Volume 1 have officially started! Order today!
To pre-order your copy, follow the PayPal link: The expected release date is April 18th. You will receive a confirmation email once your payment is received, and a shipping notification when it's on its way. Each pre-order comes with a handmade Reel Splatter Skin Ornament! Supplies are extremely limited, so be quick folks! If you would like to pay with check or money order or are ordering from outside the U.S., please email Mike "Dr. Chud" Lombardo for details!
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2/16/2012 - Hey there Splatter fans! We've got some really big fucking news! Our newest short film, "Long Pig" is now an official selection of the Fright Night Film Festival in Louisville, Kentucky! The festival is June 29 to July 1st and is being headlined by legendary actor Bruce Campbell! The Reel Splatter crew is making the 12 hour trek across the country and will be there in full force, kissin' hands and shakin' babies! In addition to screening the film and getting irresponsibly intoxicated in a celebratory frenzy, we'll be manning our own table at the con, selling glow in the dark Reel Splatter t-shirts (the classic design will also be available), and Long Pig posters & DVDs! The proceeds from these blasphemous transactions will be funding the next flick, so come on out and help support indie cinema (or just get shit tanked with us)! We'll be pretty easy to spot, just look for good ol' Dr.Chud and the weirdos covered in blood! This film film fest/convention is really exciting for another reason... Our good friends over at StrangeHouse Books will have copies of their first hardcore horror/erotica anthology "Strange Sex" available to buy! Did I mention that my absolutely fucking disgusting short story, "Appetites" is in it? This is my first published work and I am very proud to be featured alongside so many other great stories! There is a very good chance that you can hear me do a reading of "Appetites" at the fest (you do not want to miss a live reading of this story, the audience reaction is fucking priceless), so that's double the reason to come on out!
Strange Sex- 13 tales of love, sex, death, gore, dinosaurs, teddy bears, disgruntled bible figures, aliens and bed bugs! Look for Strange Sex online and in fine bookstores near you next month!There's more awesome news coming very soon, but you'll just have to wait a little bit kiddies! Well, I guess I better get back to editing "The Stall"... Keep it reel, -Mike "Dr.Chud" Lombardo
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11/24/2011 - Hello there folks, how are you all doing? It's been a while, I know, but I'm back and I've got a few things to tell you about... A lot of you dedicated fiends out there have been asking me about a little project called “Long Pig” I was talking about 2 years ago...Well, after the grueling principle photography wrapped on that flick, I got a little burned out and went away for a bit, leaving Long Pig gasping for breath halfway out of the birth canal. A lot has happened in my life, both personal and creative, in the last couple years. Among them was having the opportunity to meet some very talented people -- talented people who were kind enough to lend their hand in turning Long Pig into the film I always wanted it to be. I am extremely pleased to announce that Long Pig will be entering this world kicking, screaming, and covered in blood very soon! This one is a huge step forward for Reel Splatter, it's a very different film than you've seen from us before. Don't worry, it's still funny (hopefully), and it's definitely gory as hell, but it's a different style of film, one that I feel better expresses my writing and directing style. I think that you'll enjoy it. Keeping in the spirit of the holidays (and what better time of year than Thanksgiving Day to unveil news on Long Pig!), I decided to give you a little present...
This little beauty was done by our very good buddy Jason Pohlig over at Slightly Strange Studios, who I have been doing a nice assortment of outlandishly violent FX scenes for, in a nasty little upcoming short called “Til Death”. You'll be hearing a lot about that film very soon, so stay tuned! "When three good friends decide to go get dinner, one wrong turn transforms the idyllic summer afternoon into a deadly struggle for survival..." LONG PIG You are who you eat... -Coming December 2011- And finally, I would like to announce another film that is being released very soon from Reel Splatter Productions in association with Slightly Strange Studios, “The Stall”. It's the story of one man facing the apocalypse...in a public restroom. I don't want to give too many details on this one yet, but I will say that if you're an H.P. Lovecraft fan, you will enjoy this one very much. The Stall is completely shot and we should start editing and scoring it in a few months. More details on that one will be coming soon. Until then, have a Happy Thanksgiving and make sure you "like” our facebook page for the most up to date information and pics!
P.S. - Our dear friend Baron von Brunk may be far away in seclusion, but he's still cranking out the awesome designs -- especially his recent LEGO Cthulu model!
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12/14/2010 - Many moons have passed since our most recent update, and quite a lot has changed! For Halloween, Mr. Lombardo did his typical routine of creating helluva spectacular parties, and this year he truly outdid himself. The Massacre-ade Part II: Terror Born of the Atom was a shocking thrillride for the whole family. We had toxic waste, hazmat suits, a butcher shop, but above all, I dressed as Artie: The Strongest Man in the World (of "Pete & Pete" notoriety)! To see our photos, look for our Facebook page and be sure to like it. Also, I personally ditched the 9 to 5 world and became a full member of AFTRA, the union for television and radio actors. Fortunately Reel Splatter is an indie film troupe (and not a public access channel), or else I'd be legally forbidden to star in any more short movies! To kick off my plunge into the world of for real for-real acting, I compiled a demo reel of my greatest Reel Splatter moments showcased:
-"The Baron" Julius A. von Brunk
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9/7/2010 - HUGE NEWS!!!
Our film "Demonstration of The Dead" won the Fan Favorite Award at The Horrorfind Film Festival on Saturday! We competed against 31 films (which are listed here, along with the other winners) and took home the golden buzzsaw blade trophy! It was an honor to be in the running against such awesome flicks and we would like to thank all of the other filmmakers and the entire staff of Horrorfind Weekend for making this such a fantastic event! We are forever indebted to all of you kickass fans who came out to watch the film and to those who got bloody, grabbed a picket sign, and helped us launch the biggest marketing campaign we have ever attempted! It was a blast and a huge hit at the convention, most of which was captured on tape by filmmaker Nancy Gaglio, who is filming a documentary about me and my work in the splatter comedy genre! More details on that to come!
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8/24/2010 - Prepare for the one teaser trailer to rocketh thy world! (even though it's for a movie we made two years ago and has already gotten thousands of views -- but you get the point!)
I love this video like Liquid Plumr! Remember kiddies, this is our little foray into the Horrorfind Film Festival, coming soon to a Gettysburg, PA near you! -"The Baron" Julius A. von Brunk |
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8/16/2010 - HUGE NEWS!! Our short film, "Demonstraton of The Dead" is now and Official Selection of the Horrorfind Film Festival in Gettysburg, PA! For those of you not familiar with Horrorfind Weekend, it's a huge Horror Convention held every year. This year's event will be held September 3rd, 4th, and 5th at Wyndham Gettysburg Hotel! Guests include Bruce Campbell, Clive Barker, Doug Bradley, Reggie Bannister and more! Horror author Brian Keene (who plays himself in Demonstration of The Dead) will also be there along with fellow horror author turned Reel Splatter actor J.F. Gonzalez (the "Captive audience" from Dr.Blood's Cinema Dungeon). The Reel Splatter crew will of course be there in full force along with the members of the side project I am involved with Drunken Tentacle Productions! We will be dressed as zombies and protesters promoting the film so come out and join our shambling ranks! Details on the showtimes of "Demonstration of The Dead" will be announced as soon as we get them, so in the meantime gather your fellow ghouls and buy your tickets! See ya there! |
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5/1/2010 - Good evening boils & ghouls, Dr. Chud here for the first time in ages to bring you the spectacular ghastly delights you'd expect from us! That's frieakin' right, the Splatter site is back on the air! Some pages aren't complete yet, but fear not, for we'll soon get things back to how they should be! |
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4/25/2010 - Hey kids, Baron von Brunk here with a special announcement: The new Splatter site is about to be up for bidness in a short amount of time! We're getting all of the bugs worked out and gradually setting up the proverbial circus tent to get this show on the road. Stay tuned, and keep checking back often! |
